The one for sister and best friend

They’re my most favorite humans, have both been reading my blahg religiously, yet neither have even been mentioned. I can tell I’m about to be disowned. So, if you want to be mentioned, you better consider upping your status with me—A. Become my best friend. B. Become my sibling. Madeline is my sister. Refer to cute baby pictures us. Actually, she’s cute, I’m…. awkward. She’s way cooler than me. Also, tall and skinny, and she dresses really good. And she’s way more loving and just sent me the raddest care package. (She snuggles, I don’t. Ew.) We’re both weird, though. I blame myself for rubbing off onto her, but really it’s a blessing to be weird, right? Yeah. She’s a cheerleader, and I’m everything but.  Which brings me to Kenzie. 

Madeline's dancing: 

My dancing:

She’s in the cool video of us dancing above (the one on the end). (By the way, you will NEVER see me in a black leotard again, so take it in. And enjoy the heels, while I’m at it. No me gusta heels, but desperate times call for desperate measures.) Organized, witty, COMPETITIVE (y’all don’t want to play in gameland with her), and brilliant (yet says/does some dumb stuff sometimes), she’s my BESTAY. I always feel weird calling someone my “best” friend, but if I don’t say that, then you may think we’ve only just hung out a couple of times back in high school. Which isn’t the case. Anyway, to give the history of this dance… I went to an all-girl Catholic school in Louisiana. This video was at our Senior retreat. It was my idea and I had to beg these two fools to do it with me. Beyonce had just released “Single Ladies” and I was obsessed. We didn’t tell anyone we were doing it, but instead just busted out of nowhere with the music blaring in the background. (Melissa, you’re the bomb for providing the video footage.) While this video is getting super old, it’s still a goodie, and equally as embarrassing as it has always been. I actually can’t believe I’m blahgging about it. I had to spice up this entry, somehow.