The one when the BLAHG CAME BAHK!

I feel like I completely forgot how to do this. Similar(ly?) to how I forgot how to run (see last blahg post in which I describe the half marathon I ran… HA.) If I could run a mile right now, it’d be a miracle. My friend says that’s all in my head—but really, I think that’s all in HIS head. I can’t run a mile.

Again, to refresh your memory, I don’t plan on ever covering anything of substance in this online journal. If you want to read it, I appreciate it and then we’ll have something to talk about next time I run into you. If you don’t, I’ll never know. But just know, that I’ll simply cover the random musings of my mundane life—lightheartedly, of course. Because that’s how my brain works. I stopped blahgging for the past 6 months because:

A. I thought I had nothing to write about (ß Sometimes I think dumb things…)

B. Once I thought that for about a month, I thought I had lost all hope of my fan base returning, so I just continued drowning in my unblahgged sorrows for the next 5 months.)

But now I’m back. And I’m here to say that being a senior rocks. For me, at least. I love my classes. (Side note: I declared Dietetics and Nutrition as a double major.) We cook, and eat, and chat, and “study” and eat, and gahhhh IT’S AWESOME, especially when we eat.

Additionally, it’s almost Halloween (which I skipped last year on accident) and I am really excited becaussseeeee we are having a PUMPKIN CARVING CONTEST! I can’t even begin to say how serious I am about it, either. I bought a knife, printed my pattern, read tips online, and consulted with an expert carver (hi Sam) to make sure my pumpkin wins. Don’t worry. You’ll get to see them all. The contest is Wednesday and you’ll all have a chance to vote… unless of course all of my competitors withdraw (ß I couldn’t think of this word, so after an awkward and vague description, Ross helped me and then asked for a shoutout.) themselves. Then I guess I’d automatically win. Which would be totally fine.

Things I love right now: My new Keds, wearing my hair naturally, Orbit gum (the dark blue kind… that’s nothing new,) our 3^rd ex-roommate’s fancy bathtub that is now a spare bathtub, Honey Boo Boo, Switched at Birth (sometimes I start speaking in sign language, thanks to the deaf co-star, Daphne, who has taught me 8 words,) vacuuming, taking naps, going to food prep lab, having my phone battery last all day long, and going out (because I have time and I wear whatever I want.)

That’s all, for now, in brief summary. I promise my next post will be less spastic. Just kidding. I'm not promising that. Stay tuned for the pumpkin pics on Thursday! 

I wanted to include some visual aids for you to sleep on, but my neighbors just got home. And since I'm borrowing : / their internet and they just got online, it's going super slow. So I can't. Remind me to do that later. These are the only (really random) ones that loaded. First world pains.

This is me and the Pepsi commercial girl. Remember her? We look alike! Cool! I have a Doppleganger!
If no bells are ringing, or if you didn't exist in the 90's, here you go:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3C1I-IrOgyg&feature=related 

And here's my new Mississippi Driver's License (or "Driver License," rather...) I cried a little. A lot. Whatever. Happy to be Mississippian nonetheless, just sad to part with my swamp. You know.

Thank you all for reading. Really.

XOXO,

Gossip Girl (I've been watching that, too.)