The one where I welcome myself

So, I guess this makes me a blogger! Welcome to the blog world, self! Since there’s no one else to welcome me, I figured that was necessary. If you’re reading this, you’re a loving human. I appreciate the time you’re putting aside to listen to my substance-less written words.  I’m not a writer. Actually, I was a journalism major for about a month—after I was a Forensic Chemistry major and before I was pre-dental hygiene. I really enjoyed Journalism 101 though. I was forced to blog in there, but eh, you don’t want to read that. Also, I don’t remember my password. I was such a nerd. (I still am.)

As my introductory entry, I feel like I need to cover a few bullet points. Going over the syllabus, if you will. (Oh, I will.)

1. This is just for fun. I’ve been on a blog kick lately, reading anyone and everyone’s and I’ve found them so entertaining. I get really antsy when they’re not updated at my convenience, so I’ll do my best to update you on the less-than-thrilling, yet always awkward and hilarious happenings of my days.

2. Typographical errors bother me, but I’m not above them. Dn’ot git madd if u sea a mystake!!1 Okay?

3. My stories will be uncensored. Reader’s discretion is advised. Just kidding. My life’s not that juicy.

4. My favorite show is Friends—the sitcom. I wish I were Rachel, and I want to marry Ross. Isn’t that perfect? Anyway, I’m going to title my blog entries according to David Crane’s style (David Crane = Friends writer). It’ll make this simple for every one. So when I blog about…. My grades, per se, I may title it: “The one with the A+ grades”. (Or A-, C+, B regular, etc. now. Whatever. Thanks, Ole Miss, for the new grading scale.) Anyway, get it? Great!

5. I speak in bullet point form, so I’ll probably blog in bullet point form. I speak in abbreves, so I’ll probably blog in abbreves. My stories have many sub-stories, so my entries probably will too. Breathe. We’ll get through this together.

Thanks for reading. Even if I forced you to do so. I wish I had some kind of incentive to offer. Sorryboutcha.